One night, I was watching "Without A Trace"
Those no talent actors all in my face
I had to switch to "Wizards Of Waverly Place"
It's like that, and that's the way it is

"Wizards" is a great Disney Channel show
I enjoy Alex Russo, be she friend or foe
I love when she says to her older bro,
"It's like that, and that's the way it is"

My favorite is the "Max To Maxine" episode
I also like the time Shakira guested on the show
Go to "Waverly Place" if you've nowhere to go
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Don't be a fool; Selena Gomez is great
Disconnect the phone; forget to lift your weights
Listen to her music; think of her everyday
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Every girl wants to be a lot like her
Justin Bieber's lucky to have a girl like her
Selena Gomez is sweet like a kitten's purr
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Her voice helps free me from emotional pain
A day without Selena is like a year without rain
If you don't like Selena, then I think you are lame
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Don't like Selena, then doesn't like you
If you dislike this song, I dislike you too
Give Selena respect; don't be bubblin' crude
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Don't get mixed up, learn what's right and wrong
Listen to her music, and sing along
We are big fans of hers; we love her like a love song
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Selena's the best; forget the musical past
Her voice is so beautiful, she makes my heart beat fast
Everybody should know Selena Gomez is best
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Either give her a chance, or leave her alone
Always think about her, or lock yourself up at home
But don't stalk her when you pick up your telephone
It's like that, and that's the way it

You know, it's like that, and that's the way it is
(repeat till fade-out)