My TV’s seldom idle
My guide has all the titles
A click and I’m
Right on cloud nine
It’s always prime time
Here we go

Chorus:
I’m free
To spend some time
I spend some time
Turnin’ the dials
I’m flippin’
Flippin’ flippin’ flippin’ flippin’
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I’m up and it’s ten thirty
For me that is real early
My tube is tuned to channel two, hello Laverne and Shirley
What else is on my TV?
How ‘bout some George and Weazy?
I’m movin’ up off of my couch because I have to pee-pee

Chorus

I’m watching Doc use gigawatts to travel back in time
Around the clock’s the place to rock in 1959
Sex and the City is real witty—that I can’t deny
Will Carry marry Big or Aiden or another guy?

Chorus

It’s the Lakers and the Pacers, Kobe leads a fast drive
Seventh inning, Yanks are winning, score of seven to five
Rams attacking, Greene is sacking Packers quarterback Favre
Ump said fair and John is swearin’, and he’s goin’ too far

A guy named Larry and two Darryls bother Dick each day
It’s a twister, didn’t miss her, yellow brick’s the way
Copper’s lyin’, won’t be fryin’, ‘cause I’m slick, ya see
I’ll welcome Kotter, Harry Potter, back to Edward G.

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The Wabbit Bugs and Elmer Fudd will duke it out near a hole
And Vinnie’s broke and now he hopes that he will find a new role
We’ll be back in fall, and end in spring
And rerun Dwayne, Raj, What’s Happening?