Monopoly, Monopoly, I reel when I throw the die
Monopoly, Monopoly, I’ll tell you the reason why
Monopoly, Monopoly, I'm watching my wheelbarrow
Monopoly, Monopoly, land all where I lose my dough
Monopoly, Monopoly, I’m biting off all my nails
Monopoly, Monopoly, there’s nothing good left for sale
Monopoly, Monopoly, one prop’ty is only mine
Monopoly, Monopoly, Baltic-y tenement dive

Once you’re behind, winning is hard-pressed
Ten dollars won in beauty contest
Do not pass Go, beg bank to borrow
Broke an’ can’t buy; renting, renting, ‘vancing to Boardwalk again!

Monopoly, Monopoly (oh swear swear yeah yeah...)
Monopoly, Monopoly (Boo hoo Ventnor - he owns it)
Monopoly, Monopoly
Monopoly, Monopoly

Monopoly, Monopoly, pastime of a bygone age
Monopoly, Monopoly, I’m seething with board game rage
Monopoly, Monopoly, for rent, they hold out their hand
Monopoly, Monopoly, a hotel on Boardwalk? Damn!

Income Tax fines, screwed by the Chance thence
Free Parking’s fine – sitting’s no offence
Land on the cop, jail time with Bubba
No doubles thrice: least I - don’t pay - no rent while I’m in the slam...

You better believe it
Do not pass Go
Boo-hoo...

Or’ental he owns it
St. Charles he owns it
Kentucky he, oh f**kit he
I’m debtor and-grie-e-e-e-e-e-iev-in’

Wishing that I knew some karate
Then I could smash opponent’s scottie
Do not pass Go! – Bye-bye to dollars
Rival, he thrives: Reading, Shortline, Pensyl Vania
BaltO Hio - wish he’d get hit by a train...