Song Parodies -> "Got Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Infatuation"

Original Performer:

"Got Constipation"

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The Lyrics

Early in the morning I can't sleep
Too much crap inside of me
And you know I just can't let it out
I feel like I wanna shout

Caught me down like a killer shark
Shouldn't have eaten that aardvark
Sit on the toilet, nothing happens, hey
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge

Oh no not again
It hurts so bad
I don't understand
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation

My butt just can't do anything
Need something to ease the pain
The stuff hasn't worked, don't know what to do
I'm sure it's happened to you

Oh no not again
It hurts so bad
I don't understand
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Yeah, I'm constipated

Stuff finally worked, pain's goin' now
Yeah, I'm goin' once again, and how
Think it gave me diarrhea
Or I'm makin' up for lost time, yeah

Hope I don't again
Have a visit
From my old friend,
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
It just stinks

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