[Verse 1: Matthew Jones Madson]
Well, that bear slept today, while they started that fight,
So, I stood beside the road, and Ernie, I did everything right,
"Pookypal, don't throw me, or kick me out the door"!
But you can't stop pookypal, when he's sleeping some more.

[Chorus: Matthew Jones Madson]
He's lazy at sleeping, out on the shore!
And the guy named Mr. Rogers, just said, "Matt, let him snore".
He's lazy at sleeping, out on the shore,
But you can't stop pookypal, when he's sleeping some more.

[Verse 2: Matthew Jones Madson]
So I derailed that train, rolling out of the door,
No, he never woke up, while they said, "Gotta sleep some more"!
Well, I knew I shoulda found him, but now I feel the pain!
He's been sleeping everyday, and everytime they push me out of the train!

[Chorus: Matthew Jones Madson]
He's lazy at sleeping, out on the shore!
And the guy named Mr. Rogers, just said, "Matt, let him snore".
He's lazy at sleeping, out on the shore,
But you can't stop pookypal, when he's sleeping some more.

[Verse 3: Matthew Jones Madson]
So I didn't control it, and I threw a crazy fit!
I threw bombs at that train, which had blown it to bits.
You add hatred to harassment, and what do you see?
You see a fight that's full of bullies that give you many wedgies!

[Chorus: Matthew Jones Madson]
He's lazy at sleeping, out on the shore!
And the cartoon mouse named Mickey just said, "Matt, just let him snore"!
He's lazy at sleeping, out on the shore,
But you can't stop pookypal, when he's sleeping some more.

No, you can't stop pookypal, when he's sleeping some more.

[Outro: Matthew Jones Madson]
You know, he's probably like that cartoon cat from Garfield...