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Song Parodies -> "They're Always Calling Me"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody's Watching Me"

Original Performer:

Rockwell ft. Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"They're Always Calling Me"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Annoying collectors...
Who's calling?
Tell me who's calling?
Who's calling me?

I'm just an average man, with some cards to swipe
I shop after nine to five; hey hell, into the night
All I want is to be left alone when my bills hit home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Collections Zone? And...

I always feel like they're always calling me
About my delinquencies
Whoa,I always feel like they're always calling me
My FICO score's falling!

Collections stacked a mile high
My money's real tight
People call me on the phone, I get annoyed
Minimum payment is still to much
Creditors I thus avoid...

When I'm over balance
I really just don't care
A charge here and there
At shops everywhere
People say I'm crazy
I spend too much
That may be true
But who gives a F-ck?
That's why...


Who's calling me?
Collections I abhor
My phone keeps ringing
Who's calling?
I also hate mail delivery
(Tell me who's calling me?)
Will they come to my door?
Oh, what a mess I wonder who's calling me now?
Hell, I'm on the No Call List!!!

(Chorus) [x3]

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
you ever feel like somebody's 5-ing you.
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Jon, I thought you might recognize this one! ;-)

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