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Song Parodies -> "Juanita's Watching Me"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody's Watching Me"
Original Performer:
Rockwell
Parody Song Title:
"Juanita's Watching Me"
Parody Written by:
giblet o'sarcasm
The Lyrics
Memories of a former co-worker who was hired by a former bossto 'spy' on the rest of us while we were working. (From the "Take This Job And Sing It" series)
I'm just a government clerk, in a government job
Employed by IRS, no slacker and no slob
All I want is to be left alone, to do my daily work
Instead I am being stalked by that Stepford robo-clerk and
CHORUS:
It always seems like Juanita's watching me
(In the files, no privacy!)
It always seems like Juanita's watching me
(Always sneaking up on me!)
It doesn't matter where
I feel her glassy stare
Any place I work in Files I simply can't avoid
It's just as if she was programmed thoroughly to drive me paranoid
When I'm doing maintenance, to pause I do not dare
I might look around and find Juanita walking there
Checking every hour on numbering and such
Resembles '1984' by Orwell too much
CHORUS: (REPEAT)
I can't tell anymore--
Where else is she watching me?
Outside the men's room watching me?
Even on my breaks and my lunch
Can only guess--
Juanita might be watching then--
Here--
At IRS!
CHORUS: (REPEAT)
Employed by IRS, no slacker and no slob
All I want is to be left alone, to do my daily work
Instead I am being stalked by that Stepford robo-clerk and
CHORUS:
It always seems like Juanita's watching me
(In the files, no privacy!)
It always seems like Juanita's watching me
(Always sneaking up on me!)
It doesn't matter where
I feel her glassy stare
Any place I work in Files I simply can't avoid
It's just as if she was programmed thoroughly to drive me paranoid
When I'm doing maintenance, to pause I do not dare
I might look around and find Juanita walking there
Checking every hour on numbering and such
Resembles '1984' by Orwell too much
CHORUS: (REPEAT)
I can't tell anymore--
Where else is she watching me?
Outside the men's room watching me?
Even on my breaks and my lunch
Can only guess--
Juanita might be watching then--
Here--
At IRS!
CHORUS: (REPEAT)
Copyright 2005 giblet o'sarcasm
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