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Song Parodies -> "Craig the Knobless Oven"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cheat in Our Hometown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Skaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Craig the Knobless Oven"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Hello there, Darius from Joey Henson Studios again. You know one of the objects that don't have a name and no knob on? That is a knobless oven named Craig. You know what I'm talking about, right? Craig the knobless oven. Imagine him writing this parody and you'll see the masterpiece that he bought for you all.
Today I found a user who was on Drawception,
He joined June 2017, but he doesn't know where he's been.
I don't mind his drawings, don't care about his descriptions,
And if he's an oven without a knob, then he's Craig the knobless oven.

How can I look at this ol' book, and find it in the grave?
How can the caveman be alone, so scared, and not so brave?
He spends all my past times, playing with my rolling pin,
And if he's an oven without a knob, then he's Craig the knobless oven.

Now there are no spinning wheels that have learned to play,
Every face sees every face and it's time we stop today.
His old life with Mr. Krabs are forcing me to move,
He thinks it's lame to derail my games and get my panels removed.


How can I look at this ol' book, and find it in the grave?
How can the caveman be alone, so scared, and not so brave?
He spends all my past times, playing with my rolling pin,
And if he's an oven without a knob, then he's Craig the knobless oven.

Now if he's an oven without a knob, then he's Craig the knobless oven.
Now you see, that was a song about Craig. Don't give him a hard time, please. This is Darius Kamron Whitehead from Joey Henson Studios, saying turn off the oven, and good bye for now.
(C) Joey Henson Studios

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