Song Parodies -> "Joffrey's Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Rick Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Joffrey's Girl"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

The initial idea for this occurred many years ago, when everybody still loved Game of Thrones, and Starks were getting the $&*t end of every plot twist. Then I dropped it. Years later, it popped back in my almost fully developed. Thats the subconscious mind for you

Joffrey is a fiend
Joffrey is a fiendish guy
But lately something's changed
And he's getting really mean
Guess I'll have to take some lumps
If I wanna be The Queen
And he's stripping off my gown
And he'll lash me in the Throne Room
I just know it
And he's only being stopped by an uncle
Who's a dwarf

I wish I wasnt Joffrey's girl
I wish I wasnt Joffrey's girl
Where did they find a demon like that
I'm Joffrey's girl

I'll play along with the charade
There doesnt seem a means to escape
You know, lately they're talking dirty
He's the spawn of forbidden fruit
I wanted to push him off a bridge
But The Hound has made that moot
Now he's calling for Dad's head
And he'll stick it on a pike
I just know it
And he'll force me to stare
At that hatefull, baleful sight

I wish I wasnt Joffrey's girl
I wish I wasnt Joffrey's girl
Why was I blind to a demon like that
I am Joffrey's girl

How was I blind to a demon like that

Now Im watching that Oleanna Tyrell crone
Wondering why she took a stone from me
Aint it funny, Joffrey starting to thrash and groan
Is this the path to my delivery?

From being Joffrey's girl
I hating being Joffrey's girl
No longerJoffrey's girl
I wont be blind to demons like that
No more Joffrey's girl ...

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