-> "Jussie's World"
Original Song Title:
"Jessie's Girl" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Jussie's off the bend
Yeah, doing that "Empire" show on FOX prime time
Now something went down that is hard to divine
Jussie said he got attacked while walking down the street one night
Said it was two Trump-loving guys
They poured some bleach on his body and then bludgeoned
And then they placed a noose 'round his neck, something ain't right
Now there's something weird about Jussie's world
Sounds like BS that Jussie hurled
Now what do you say 'bout an event like that?
Created quite a charade
Wrote a threatening letter, but nothing changed
So he got a couple buddies beat him and call him a fruit
Now I get the feeling his bosses will give him the boot
'Cause he got caught telling all those lies
On "Good Morning America", he just blew it!
It makes it tougher for those who need to speak up for their rights
Now just what the F is up in Jussie's world?
Even Jesse Jackson's hair's uncurled!
Now why'd you go and do something stupid like that?
In Jussie's world
His little finger he had twirled
Who else would be that stupid
Who else would be so stupid like that?
Imagine he'd stare in the mirror every night
Wanting to get a higher salary
Ain't it funny that a cheap soap opera plotline
Again ends up reality TV?
Tell me--what are we gonna do about that?
You know it's just a thing in Jussie's world
We will look back on all those lies unfurled
It's all Jussie's world
Now why'd he go do a dumb thing like that?
That's Jussie's world
A self-involved messy world
A fraud, a fraud, Jussie's world
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