Tiger is a fiend
Didn’t know he was a sex fiend this time
But lately he’s deranged
He’s gone over the line
Tiger’s got another girl
With a dozen more behind

He’s been’ fooling us with his lies
While he’s hooking up with some hottie we now know it
And he’s sexting her with his charms late late at night

You know I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
Where can I find some women like that!

He conned us all with his charade
He’s got a half a billion reasons to change
You know he starts texting dirty when a girl’s looking cute
But then he told them that he loves them
So his wife gave him the boot

‘cause he’s fooling us with his lies
While he’s hooking up with some hottie you just know it
And he’s sexting her with his charms late late at night

You know I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
Where can I find some women like that!
Like Tiger’s girls
I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
Where can I find some women
Where can I find skank women like that!

Now my sponsors are all calling on the line
Wondering if they should stand by me
It ain’t too funny been a fool all this time
This ain’t the Tiger that I should be

Tell Me
Where can I find some women like that!
You know I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
I want Tiger’s Girls
Where can I find some women like that
Like Tiger’s girls
I wish that I had Tiger’s girls
I want Tiger’s Girls