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Song Parodies -> "Messy Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Jesse's Girl"

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Original Performer:

"Messy Girl"

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The Lyrics

Messy girls get messy rooting around in their gardens - don't they M and P?

Mess is my best friend
Yeah, I like to lead a very messy life
But lately it's been lonely - trying to survive
I just gotta find a woman - I just gotta find a wife

But I want a very messy one!
One who's sure she has a bedroom floor, she just knows IT!
I wanna trip on stockings - as we wade through her mess
Y'know I wish I had a messy girl
I wish I had a messy girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

Then I saw the perfect girl
She was digging up potatoes next door
Y'know she looked so filthy, she started looking cute
wanna tell her "dig down deeper" and she'll find herself a root

and she's wallowing in that grime
and she's comfortable in that mess, I just know IT
I wanna wallow with her, in it, late late at night
Y'know I wish I had that messy girl
I wish I had that messy girl
Can't take my eyes off a woman like that!
That messy girl
I wish I had that messy girl
The Queen of Grime - is a woman like that!

We could look - in - the mirror the same time
to see who's messier - her or me
we could rub spaghetti through our hair
aint that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me! Where can you find messy women like that?

Y'know I wish I had that messy girl
I wish I had that messy girl
Can't take my eyes off a woman like that!
That messy girl
I wish I had that messy girl

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Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I've been thinking the same thing Stuart, but just how you should interpret that will remain unclear!

Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL Pippin - thanks for the 555!

Airfarcewon - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I think my Ex is available...unique theme...and a neat parody write..not messy!

Adagio - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one, Stuart! 5's

Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks AFW - can you post a photo?.....thanks heaps Adagio :-)

alvin rhodes - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

i should show this to my wife...she's pretty messy...can't say i've ever seen spaghetti in her hair...but that reminds me of a funny story...when my daughter was still in diapers, we were sitting around the table one night, eating spaghetti..spaghetti kept falling down inside her diaper...my six year old son pipes up and says "i think roxanne is getting spaghetti in her vagina"....THAT was a showstopper !...oh, fives, by the way

Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I only know the chorus on this one, but looks pretty interesting. Yes, a messy girl could be nice.... ;-)

Guy - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Like Merry, I too can only remember the chorus, but a great read just the same.

Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin, picking up your tangent and taking it further, my boy has just turned 8, but when he was 5, his grandmother knitted him a jumper which he complained was too long. How long, son? "It goes right down to the end of my penis...."

Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks meri - sung by an Aussie, and you don't know it!! - thanks Guy

Paul Robinson - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I, too, only know the chorus - but it's enough to make this work for me. Nice job. And the comments in this thread garnish your messy piece perfectly. 5's...

Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks Paul :-)

Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment

I've always wanted a dirrrty girl, Stuart, but this is not what I had in mind. btw, I had this on 7" when I was much younger, and haven't heard it for years...thanks for reminding me of the talent that was Rick Springfield! 555

Stuart McArthur - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks for coming back to this one mate - much appreciated - remember Rick was in Zoot once? and General Hospital (oh, and LRB of course) - never heard of the word "moot" before this OS...

Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) What a filthy mind!

Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05-M) Writing dirty songs again, hey Stuart? Funny!

Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05-M) Already commented.

Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Funny parody Stu, I love the opening "Mess is my best friend ". I too can barely remember TOS but funny and pacing's clean. 555.

Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Still cool, Stu...I remember when you first posted this, I got all excited over RS; I take it back now.

Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--I'm going to hold off on voting until I pull out my Billboard Hits of 1981 CD (pretty sure that's the one it's on) and take a listen to the OS. I stumbled on pacing more than once...but all of these 5s make me wonder if I'm just up too late for my own good.

I'm laughing though...it's a nice little fantasy, Stuart...

Adam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS beyond the chorus, but it was a funny read :-)

Johnny D - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Well, there's "mess", and then there's "mess" ... but this parody is NOT a mess!

Rick C - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) I can't believe Chucky let this FILTHY parody through! :=) Fun stuff...555

Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(M) A different kind of dirty humor, eh Stu. :-)

Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Tell me, Stuart - is that "root" as in the UK or antipodean meaning of the word?

stuart mcarthur - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment

well, Phil, your UK compatriot Elton John prefers the description "Dirty Little Girl" - so you decide what type of root she'd be most interested in ;-)

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