She makes me want to hurl
I don't want to be bothered by her
She is creepy and she's really loud
and please don't look at her feet, That girl

Extra fingers on her hands
One ear is lower than the other
She dresses backwards and she thinks that she look so fine
She's hasn't got two knees, ow now

That girl has got a hunch back
(She's got a weird physique)
She has a nineteen inch snout
(and gaps between her teeth)
The girl is really lanky
(Man, she stands damn near ten feet)
She loves to wear raccoon fur
(Isn't she a freak)
She's not right, she's not right
That girl's scary to me, man

Hey Hey Hey

What a Weird Physique, Weird Physique
She's kinda freaky, yow
(I can't help but look)
Weird Physique, Weird Physique

She's a most peculiar girl
(Why she's like that I want to know)
It looks like she has got some scales
(On both her cheeks, wow)
She got an extra leg that hangs down from her rear end
It's not what it seems
(Don't be thinking dirty now)

Mosquitoes are scared of her face
(Fly away-fly quickly now)
All the tabloids visit daily
When they snap her mug it sounds like a howl
She scares them down the street

Her foreheads really pimply
(Like she's a pizza geek)
Her eyes glow when the lights are out
(She lights up every scene)
That girl has got a wide mouth
(Like Mick Jagger's you'll see)
I really like to tase her
(Likes electricity)
She's not right, she's not right
I'm not tryna be mean, no

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Has a Weird Physique, Weird Physique
And not just creepy, yow!

She's tries to sing
(Sounds like a Cat singing eehoehoehoehoeoeeeow)
She's got a beak, She's got a beak
and size 18 feet
(sounds like a cat singing eehoehoehoehoeoeeeow)

She's well known to the world
Her mother claims she doesn't know her
Though I know I'll never live it down
I just married her last week

Oops-dannit

Oh No

Oh No