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Song Parodies -> "Rock The Hogwarts"

Original Song Title:

"Rock The Casbah"

Original Performer:

Rick Astley and the Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Rock The Hogwarts"

Parody Written by:

Red Zeppelin

The Lyrics

The return of Lord Voldemort
Is just a belief and a lie
The lies from the Gryffindors
I shall beat them 'til they die
Young Potter rides his firebolt
He thinks that he has good will
I'll be telling Madam Umbridge
Send young Potter down the hill

The Snape don't like it
Rocking the Hogwarts
Rock the Hgwarts
The Snape don't like it
Rocking the Hogwarts
Rock the Hogwarts

You read the daily prophet
We'll ban immature sounds
Obliviate the mudbloods
Turn them to the lost and found
But if Umbridge hears that
Our students are dumb
I'm gonna hold them captive
Thanks to my own special rum
As soon as Cornelius
Kills the mastermind
I'll never be too blind


As too the filthy mudbloods
Oh, I'm gonna bash them in
What a fool that Potter is
Ronald Weasley is our king
I hear one more word from Potter
If I hear one more of his big lies
I'll have that scum expelled
And beat him 'til he dies


We're using Cruciatus Curse
What you have to say to that?
And if that oaf sends Umbridge packing
The lady will come back
Soon as Professor Snape
Mad as constantly
He taught young Potter
Power of Occlumency
Professor Snape would never go
Out of his head
But young Potter will be dead


Avada Kedavra
Fundamentally I despise it
Professor Snape can't take it

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