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Song Parodies -> "Cat Owners Get Rick Rolled"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Owners Get Rick Rolled"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Saw the entire first refrain on a meme and knew this had potential. So give me 80% of the credit for this. I dedicate this song to Margaux, or as I call her, Margaux Antoinette, my daughter's beautiful but imperious Maine Coon
You're a stranger to cats
Dont know the rules so .. bend an ear
A full subservience is what I'm looking for
You will attend to my every need
I just wanna tell you how it will be
Gotta know who the .. mistress is

Always gonna wake you up
Always gonna knock s&*t dowm
Always gonna run around
Till half past two ... (AM, that is)
Never gonna give you hugs
Always gonna barf on rugs
Always gonna watch you go
To the bathroom

You've known about us for so long
We aint like dogs and
We're not too shy to show it
Inside we both know what is going on
We're beauty queens and
And that's how we're gonna play it
And if you're asking why we're feline
Dont tell me you're too canine to see

Never gonna lick you up
Never gonna knock you down
Never gonna rush the door to greet you
Never gonna do dumb tricks
Never gonna chase your sticks
Never gonna make sad eyes
To entreat you

Never gonna tilt my head
Never will pretend I'm dead
Never gonna run around
At my own tail
Never gonna sit and beg
Never gonna hump your leg
Never gonna roll around
In some bad smells

You're no stranger to cats
You have your rules and I have mine
A full subservience is what I'm looking for
You will not treat me like a dumb canine
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta know I'm the household queen

Always gonna lick my paws
Always gonna hack hairballs
Always gonna rub my side
Up against you
Never gonna play real nice
Always gonna bring you mice
Maybe I will chase that dot
To amuse you ...

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