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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Shut You Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Shut You Up"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

because this OS is just too d@^^n good, here's another parody of it. somewhat based on yours truly, I do hate moths! although, I've yet to have a major breakdown because of one. please enjoy! and be on the lookout for one more Rickroll parody, about cake! requested by Mary! coming soon!
though no danger, those bugs
acted a fool, I thought I'd die
so when those moths came fluttering on up
what else could I do, but just break down and cry?

and since that day, it's been non-stop teasing
I'm starting to understand

Never Gonna Shut You Up, never gonna live it down
man, I oughta run you down, you deserve it!
hate the way those d@mn moths fly, ain't it time you said goodbye?
come into this home of mine, the nerveth!

this joke has gone on, far too long
isn't there anything else that you find funny?
keep on, I'll shove a skewer, through your dong!
kept calling names, now you'd best start running!

and if you ask me to have mercy
guess I'll have to remind you, man!

that I had to shut you up, wasn't gonna live it down
as long as you're still around, mate, to taunt me
best start running for your life, 'cause I've got my sharpest knife!
suppose if I bang your wife, you'd haunt me?

whoa! I was just kidding, chum! please just put that cellphone down!
I was just being a clown, please forgive me!
buddy, I apologize, see the teardrops in my eyes?
don't bother the cops for lies, was kidding!

oooh... lock him up!
oooh... lock him up!

buddy, please forgive, buddy, please forgive (lock him up!)
buddy, please forgive, buddy, please forgive (lock him up!)

I have to serve you, for how long?
until I'm 80? well, guess I can't complain, now
it's either that, or do the Jailhouse Rock!
clean your garage, but inside, Holy Cow!

thousand moths are flapping, as I'm fleeing
you say "ha! got you again!"

Never Gonna Shut You Up, never gonna live it down
as I crumbled to the ground, mate, I knew it!
you need to borrow a rake? want my recipe for cake?
nope, just go jump in a lake! you blew it!

Never Gonna Shut You Up, never gonna live it down
man, I oughta run you down, you deserve it!
I hate you, you filthy swine! get out of this house of mine!
before I get on the line, pest service!

Never Gonna Shut You Up, never gonna live it down
man, I oughta run you down, you deserve it!
I hate you, you filthy swine! get out of this house of mine!
before I get on the line, pest service! (fade out.)
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Shut-up and take these three 5s!
Jonathan - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks!

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