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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Give Food Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Going to Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give Food Up"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I wouldn't recommend eating all this stuff! In this scenario, a fat guy can't let go of his favorite foods...
Heavy guys like to grub
Little Debbie's and Hostess pies
Oreos and milk when my mouth is dry
Cake and candy bars... yet never satisfied

On a diet, but always cheating
Just can't stick to a plan

(Chorus)
Never gonna give food up
Never gonna get weight down
Never gonna stop eating dessert food
Never gonna pass up fries
Never gonna deny the Pizza guys
Never gonna try to avoid all the fast food

At a buffet grab the tongs
My stomach's been aching, but
I can't stop munching
Need deep-fried, chicken wings and nab some thighs
Appetite to blame, but just can't fight it

So many choices so appealing
Gluttony: pants are up to size 63!

(Chorus) x2

(Oh, gonna throw up)
(Need my lips sewn shut)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give food up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give food up)

In the refrigerator so long
I feel like Ice cream, but
There's so many flavors
Gonna die, if I can't lose weight
Genes to blame, no two ways about it!

McDonald's, BK, KFC- all appealing
Watching as my waist expands

(Chorus) x3

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Jonathan - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment
sounds like a day in my life! of course my pants aren't quite size 63 but I think I owe that more to working out than a healthy diet! 455
Lucy Lement - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny! For some reason, I especially like the line "Never gonna stop eating dessert food." Maybe because I just discovered an awesome new bakery today 5 minutes from my home.
Rob Arndt - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
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