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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Give Vegan Up"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give Vegan Up"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You should expect this from every other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give vegan up
Never gonna say goodbye to it
I’d rather die than desert it
Never gonna give vegan up
Never gonna say goodbye to it
I’d rather die than desert it

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
Kind is the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give vegan up
Never gonna say goodbye to it
I’d rather die than desert it
Never gonna give vegan up
Never gonna say goodbye to it
I’d rather die than desert it


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Non-vegan - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Your agenda only makes me hungry for more beef!
Paul - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Giving you threes while feasting on roast beef. Mmm... good :-))
Clara Peller - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
"Where's the beef?"
Rodney - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I tell ya I dont get no respect these days. When I was a kid, it was different. My father was very supportive. He got me a job at the slaughterhouse stunning beef. And every morning when I left for work he'd yell, "Knock 'em dead, slugger!"
vegan minstrel - September 08, 2016 - Report this comment
kind of Clara to give threes. you better watch out, as kindness is a vegan trait. we might get ya! alternate lines for the chorus: "Never gonna give vegan up Never gonna put pigs down, Stun a hound or dessert mules Never gonna make cows cry Never gonna make them die Never gonna belt a fly or hurt shrews"
Pam Berger - September 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Heere's Clara! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80ebi4AKgs
Happy Carnivoyeur - September 08, 2016 - Report this comment
If we're not supposed to eat animals - then why are they made of food?
CML - September 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Damn straight, Hap .. if God dint want us to eat meat why did he domesticate wild turkeys? I mean, what's the difference between a turkey and a plant made of meat -- about four brain cells? Can you, at the very least, let me eat turkey in peace, VM?
Vegan Diet not Healthy - September 08, 2016 - Report this comment
http://empoweredsustenance.com/is-vegan-healthy/
vegan minstrel - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
accidentally typed "dessert mules" in the comment with reworked lyrics. that should be "desert mules" since a mule makes no sense as a dessert. "desert newts" could also work there. don't ever desert your pets!

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