If there’s anything I need
I just have to go there, hey
I know I gotta play lotto constantly
I couldn’t miss a single day

So don’t stop me drinking
In depression sinking
It’s all those breakups recently
My phone is charging
Can you hear me now barging
In this store for the rest of the week

At 7 Eleven I’ll eat a taco
And drink some red wine on the side
And don’t you know
That I will just always go
To 7 Eleven when don’t feel right

Been dumped, and it gets me down
There’s always somewhere I can go
Because I really don’t like this old dinky town
Self centered hicks and loud sounds, oh

There ain’t no mistaking
It’s no feast I’m making
But it will last a short time
Ow, a mosquito
It got into my cheetos
My tongue will hurt the rest of the night

At 7 Eleven I’ll eat some nachos
And drink some champagne on the side
And I don’t know
How long I’ll constantly go
To 7 Eleven every night

So don’t stop me going
She calls me when I’m mowing
And says it’s just not working out
My phone’s still charging
And my stomach’s enlarging
I send back a voice recording shout

At 7 Eleven I’ll eat some Hershey’s
Newfound nutritious diet, ooh
And don’t you know
I’ll gain weight and be a slob
Because of the recent breakup with you

At 7 Eleven I’ll eat burritos
Give me an icee on the side
And don’t you know
That burger looks really good
Although it expired months ago, right

At 7 Eleven I’ll get my croissant
On the way to work, yes it’s true
And don’t you know
I’ll feel it after a while
And then I’ll be sitting on the loo
At 7 Eleven