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Song Parodies -> "They Towed His Hummer"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Mean Nothing"

Original Performer:

Richard Marx

Parody Song Title:

"They Towed His Hummer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The night before I wrote this, I had a dream. I was in a car that was driving itself. Just as it was about to crash into a Dunkin' Donuts, I got in the driver's seat and hit the brake. Then Richard Marx ran and accused me of stealing his parking space. He reeked of booze and was wobbling, so I told the nearby cop that he was drunk. They towed his car- a 2005 Hummer. Which proceeded to turn green and explode. And it was Earth Day in my dream. I know they don't make Hummers anymore, but I still see them on the road.
Sitting in the front seat
Of a self-driving car
Even though I was in the front seat
I thought I'd go no far
But near Dunkin' Donuts
Hit the brakes to stop a crash
Richard Marx said, "You took my parking space, little bee-yatch!"
Oh no

It was 5 p.m. and not dark
But he had his brights on!

So they towed his Hummer
When I told the cops
Yeah they towed his Hummer
Thank God that he was stopped
When they towed his Hummer
It turned green and blew up
Yeah they towed the Hummer
Of a guy famous for his screw-ups

Said, "That's what you get
Covered 'Baby Got Back'"*
Clearly he'd been drinking
'Cause he slurred his words and coughed and hacked
It's never who
But what it is I know
I told the cops about this, he said, "Sir, we need to go"

Noticed it was Earth Day, I thought
"That's a gas-guzzling car he's got!"


Parking lots can be so angry
You're almost never gonna want to drive
When there are cops on duty
They're looking for bad drivers
Doesn't matter if you're famous or not

The policeman says,
"It's OK, he's in the clink"
So the lesson he must learn here
Is if you're gonna drive, don't drink
I wanted to scream
But I had to keep it all inside
When the cops are still on duty
They just act like someone died, oh no
It was 5 p.m. and not dark
But he had his brights on!


Towed his Hummer
Towed his Hummer, it burst
*I've also dreamed that he covered "Baby Got Back". Crazy right?

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Wild Child JIN - October 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Isn't amazing how sometimes dreams can come true? LOL! ;-D Because this song is a real dream! ;-) and it makes me daydream of the number 555. :-)

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