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Song Parodies -> "Hemp"
Original Song Title:
"Stand"
(MP3)Original Performer:
R.E.M.
Parody Song Title:
"Hemp"
Parody Written by:
Vic George
The Lyrics
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
You can use a joint, smoke it in a bong
Carry a lighter to help you along
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
Hemp helps to keep your feet on the ground
As CBD moves in all around
No THC, it won't get you high
But it calms you down, so give it a try, oh
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
For anxiety or physical pain,
Just smoke some buds to feel good again
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh
Hemp...HEMP! (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp...HEMP! (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
Hemp anyplace where you are (now breathe in)
Hemp anyplace where you are (now breathe out)
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh, hemp
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
You can use a joint, smoke it in a bong
Carry a lighter to help you along
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
Hemp helps to keep your feet on the ground
As CBD moves in all around
No THC, it won't get you high
But it calms you down, so give it a try, oh
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
For anxiety or physical pain,
Just smoke some buds to feel good again
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh
Hemp...HEMP! (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp...HEMP! (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it
Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more
Hemp anyplace where you are (now breathe in)
Hemp anyplace where you are (now breathe out)
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh, hemp
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First the bad news: Those 13 upvotes are bogus: Some pathetic bag of v@gin@l effluent gave you 13 5x5 from one source. He does this to everybody ... Now for the good news. As a self appointed website elder, I judge that this is a good job deserving of a genuine 5×5
It’s the_conqueror_of_parodies who is leaving all the bogus votes. He initially started giving himself bogus 13 555 votes and everyone else bogus 13 111 votes but since he has been rumbled; that’s why he gives everybody body’s 13 555 votes now.
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