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Song Parodies -> "Scams"

Original Song Title:

"Stand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Scams"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Scams in my inbox each day
Money’s robbed
Think about commercials, wonder why I didn’t think twice
Scams in the magazine ads
It’s a trick, think about the corporate greed
Why are many companies like Scrooge

If you are baffled, check the fine print
Read through the email, to give you a hint
These scams are going to suck all your cash
Your best bet is to save what you stash

Oh, scams in my inbox each day
Money’s robbed
Think about commercials, wonder why I didn’t think twice
Scams in the magazine ads
It’s a trick, think about the corporate greed
Why are many companies like Scrooge

These scams going to suck all your cash
Your best bet is to save what you stash
If scams were pipe dreams, the greed would go down
Listen to instinct
Instinct goes ‘round

Scams in my inbox each day
Money’s robbed
Think about commercials, wonder why I didn’t think twice
Scams in the magazine ads
It’s a trick, think about the corporate greed
Why are many companies like Scrooge

If scams were pipe dreams, the greed would go down
Listen to instinct
Instinct goes ‘round
These scams are going to suck all your cash
Your best bet is to save what you stash

Oh scams (scams)
Money’s robbed
Think about commercials, wonder why I didn’t think twice
Oh scams (scams)
It’s a trick
Think about the corporate greed
Why are many companies

Scams in my inbox each day
Money’s robbed
Think about commercials, wonder why I didn’t think twice
Scams in the magazine ads
It’s a trick, think about the corporate greed
Why are many companies like Scrooge

Scams are a fragment of life (money’s robbed)
Scams are a fragment of life (it’s a trick)
These scams are going to suck all your cash (scams are a fragment of life)
Your best bet is to save what you stash, darn scams

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