-> "It's The End of the Starks as We Know Them"
Original Song Title:
"It's The End of the World as We Know It"
Parody Song Title:
"It's The End of the Starks as We Know Them"
The Lyrics
That's deep, it starts with a Bran peep
Wolves and snakes, an incest hump
Eddard Stark is such a chump
Bye bye to Winterfell, listen what your words tell
Ned serve your own House, Cersei serves her own House
Seizing up a dwarf, trial, fight, no guilt
No Robert 'semblance, chatter 'bout the incest, Queen stressed
Gored by a boar, overseeing seven lands and
The Golden Cloaks for hire, and a pimp with knife
Lanced in the back, and reeling in a stagger with a dagger
Pressing on your neck
Bean by Bean supporters, baffled, chumped, neutered*, cut*
Come to terms, confess -- fine -- then
Uh oh, Game of Thrones, play to win, or you're boned
Save your House, serve your house
King does his own thing, listen to the sword schwing
Sansa in a rapture and abused and The Punk
Punk! -- you psychopathic, so sadistic, sham, rich, twit bitch
Getting pretty pissed
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
George Martin, die!!
Six o'clock, wedding day, don't get duped by Walder Frey
Oath swore, ignored, listen to that music score
Locking in, trooper storming, bolts raining, blood letting
Oath break motive castigate, bannermen incinerate
Sight the chain mail, cry a warning, "Get out, get out."
Watch that heel stab, stab, uh oh, this means
I fear Castamere, Klegane steering clear
A marriage rite, a marriage rite, a marriage rite of lies
Offer him a hostage, grovel for his forgiveness
And he declines
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I can't abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
Now Martin dies
Martin dies ;-D
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
And I'm not fine
The mother's pipe was slit by knives, concil'ation was contrived
Bolton sword in the heart -- "Lannister regards"
Arya-ic vengeance, Sansa used, and crippled Bran
Winterfallen remnants, Sean Bean -- DOOM!
You sympathetic, masochistic, Half-man wife, right? RIGHT!
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I can't watch Thrones all alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I can't watch Thrones all alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I can't watch Thrones all alone)
And I'm resigned
It's the end of the Starks as we ......
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