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Song Parodies -> "The Lollipops of Danson"
Original Song Title:
"The Politics of Dancing"
Original Performer:
Re-Flex
Parody Song Title:
"The Lollipops of Danson"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
He likes his Danish
Dessert is in his man cave
The dieticians
Are MIA
His waistline was spreading
From ration to ration
Every confection
Increased elation
But to blow a blow pop is
How he starts his day
He's got a big poppy tray
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a choo-choo chewy chew
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a glucose mucous goo
His thundering fissure
Is a fountain of poo
Cause what you weigh
Is what you doo
He's into Grapette's
He's into fruity chews
Now his complexion
Is worse than Elmer's Glue
But you know he can't top it
When a pop's the play
He's gotta make sucky-day
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
Like a muu-muu needs a moo
(instrumental)
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a glucose mucous goo
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a cootchy cootchy coo
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a hooey phooey foo
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a scooby dooby doo
Dessert is in his man cave
The dieticians
Are MIA
His waistline was spreading
From ration to ration
Every confection
Increased elation
But to blow a blow pop is
How he starts his day
He's got a big poppy tray
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a choo-choo chewy chew
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a glucose mucous goo
His thundering fissure
Is a fountain of poo
Cause what you weigh
Is what you doo
He's into Grapette's
He's into fruity chews
Now his complexion
Is worse than Elmer's Glue
But you know he can't top it
When a pop's the play
He's gotta make sucky-day
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
Like a muu-muu needs a moo
(instrumental)
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a glucose mucous goo
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a cootchy cootchy coo
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a hooey phooey foo
The lollipops of Danson
The lollipops of ooh, Whoopi too
The lollipops of Danson
Uh-huh
It's a scooby dooby doo
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Reminded me of the old Tootsie Pop commercials with Mr. Owl- 555 licks? No, three!!!
The world may never know.
This message is not understood, Porf ... but I'm giving you fives anyway!!
I'll take 'em.
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Porfle's here and the time is right for "Danson in The Street" .. All we need are lyrics, sweet lyrics, there'll be subbing everywhere ...... That's yo' next parody, Sugar
You make me feel like Danson!
Now Profile, can you do something with (Tony) Danza?
*Porfle... damn Spellchecker!!!
You should be Danson .. yeah!!
Even if he's just Danson in the dark?
Hey, it could be Danson in the streets !
You people are making Danson fools of yourselves with all these pathetic puns
Danson, Danson, Danson....he's a Danson machine!
Can't stop Danson? (Captain & Tennille)
OOOOOOH!!! If I hear ONE MORE of these DR-R-R-READFUL Danson puns, I'm going to have a hemorrhage. BO-O-O-O-ORING!!!!!!
Oh, got a feeling, that we've reached the Danson ceiling ..... for Danson puns, that is
Danson in the sheets?
Danson in the sheets? ... OH, MY!!!!!
You know, he could be a Danson Queen ;-)
This song, where DTKOS or most references, is beyond me or is it? With lyrics filled with doo, fruity chews, glucose etc..... Is the secret meaning that you are confused re daMson plums? Dancin' would be a side-effect.
PP, goin' full Random...geez, that was weird. 555
What's Ted Danson's opinion on the Democratic sit in? Does he want them to get out of the way? Is this question understood? It's about the politics of Danson
Last time I saw him, he was Danson around the subject.
No song reference in that last pun, Porfle -- that's a Twist
I ran out of references, so I had to sink or swim. Now I feel like a jerk.
Porfle, Keep on Danson! And if you see Lionel Richie, ask him about Danson on the Ceiling ;-)
Hey no, Porfle, dont feel bad just cause you couldn't come up with anythi- ......... Wait a minute, Jerk is the name of a dance from the Fifties. Wow, that almost went over my head -- kinda like that "Danson On The Ceiling" reference
I cant keep up with you guys. I'm throwing in The Towel, no pun intended (because there isn't one) From here on out, you guys are "Danson With Yourselves." (uh oh)
Just remember to keep it clean, folks. We don't want any Dirty Danson here.
Especially if it's Danson in the moonlight. Talk about a vile and un-natural sight!!
Are these puns for hire? I wanna rent some. Even if it's just "Danson in the dark."
Porfle, You Should be Danson!
Glad we don't have any Kinks fans here. I'm not sure I want to hear "Come Danson."
Of course not, Porfle. On the other hand I used to sing that to Teddy every night. And you're right, Teddy was a Danson machine
OH, MY!!!
Belay those outbursts, Helmsman. Keep manning your post. ...... (Sigh) And all this time I thought Chekhov was the one who was gay
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