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Song Parodies -> "Human Centipede"
Original Song Title:
"Centipede"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rebbie Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Human Centipede"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Centipede
Centipede
Your doc
He took no Hippocrat's oath
And now his scalpel's on the loose
While you're tied up on the mat
A human centipede is not
What you wanted to become
A human centipede is not
What you wanted to be
I feel, oh yeah
You glued to my behind
Your mouth sewed onto my backdoor window
You're catching all my dumps, oh
Human centipede does not
Jibe with Geneva rules
A human centipede is not
What doctors learn in school
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating normal food, unlike the rears
But you're still crawling like a centipede
Centipede
He came, oh
That doctor with his blade
Had to board up all his windows
Folks couldn't see what he had made
Human centipede has got
To break Geneva rules
A human centipede cannot
Dive in a swimming pool
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating gourmet food, unlike the rears
But you're still crawling like a centipede
Centipede
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating gourmet food, unlike the rears
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating gourmet food, unlike the rears
But you're still crawling like a centipede
Centipede
Centipede
Centipede
Centipede
Your doc
He took no Hippocrat's oath
And now his scalpel's on the loose
While you're tied up on the mat
A human centipede is not
What you wanted to become
A human centipede is not
What you wanted to be
I feel, oh yeah
You glued to my behind
Your mouth sewed onto my backdoor window
You're catching all my dumps, oh
Human centipede does not
Jibe with Geneva rules
A human centipede is not
What doctors learn in school
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating normal food, unlike the rears
But you're still crawling like a centipede
Centipede
He came, oh
That doctor with his blade
Had to board up all his windows
Folks couldn't see what he had made
Human centipede has got
To break Geneva rules
A human centipede cannot
Dive in a swimming pool
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating gourmet food, unlike the rears
But you're still crawling like a centipede
Centipede
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating gourmet food, unlike the rears
Don't you know in the middle of the chain
Is where it's worst to be a-sittin'
'Cause you feel all tied up at both your ends
You've lucked out if you're in front
'Cause than at least you're still a-talkin'
You'll be eating gourmet food, unlike the rears
But you're still crawling like a centipede
Centipede
Centipede
Centipede
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Disgustingly and disturbingly brilliant.
I think I read somewhere about this movie. I'd be worried about anyone who could film such a thing. This wasn't the same movie that everyone walked out on at the Cannes Film Festival?
"Human Centipede" was by Tom Six and was overhyped about the A-T-M surgery. Some people said it was the sickest film ever and that they wanted to gouge their eyes out after seeing it or that people who saw it deserved to burn in hell. In fact, it is all psychological horror as there is very little gore and just one scene of bowel movement passing from subject A to B. "Human Centipede 2" comes out this month and this time it's 12 people connected by another maniac!!! Nice parody- 555!!!
BTW, I found the horror-comedy "Teeth" about dental vagina more disturbing than HC!!! And for absolute disgusting watch "I Spit on Your Grave" (the new version).
I know the movie and the song, and this is perfect. I have tears rolling down my face!
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