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Song Parodies -> "Send Me a Bagel"

Original Song Title:

"Send Me an Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Real Life

Parody Song Title:

"Send Me a Bagel"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Do you recall when I came in here
Hoping for something to eat
It took you awhile to notice me
And finally give me a seat

Open bar, is closed tonight
It seems they ran out of ice
Nothing to do, till the waiter blows through
A menu'd be kind of nice

If a guy walks in with a pad and a pen
I'll probably lose control
Every time I see a passing tray
I'm hoping they drop a roll

It's making me sad, it's making me mad
Don't know what to do, don't know what to do
Seeking a sign, of my waiter's behind

Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now

The water's not cold, the crackers are old
And they're hardly all I need
"Don't show up...don't show up"
Seems to be my waiter's creed

It gets on my nerves, could use some hors d'oeuvres
Don't know what to do, don't know what to do
Waiter's a ghost, I would kill for some toast

Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
Send me a bagel, send me a bagel
Right now, right now
Right now

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