Bar Rescue!
If there's somethin' strange in your neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If it's a foamy keg, 'cause it's runnin warm
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
If the liquor's short, and it's runnin out
Who can you call (Jon Taffer)
The owner's in deep debt,
Oh who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I hear it likes new stools
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Mm... if you've had a booger
On your cheap hamburger
You better call Bar Rescue
Rescuing makes me feel good
I ain't 'fraid of no bars

Don't get caught alone oh no... Bar Rescue
When Jon comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I guess you better call (Bar Rescue)
Ooh... who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Ah, I think you better call (Bar Rescue)

I can't hear you... (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Jon Taffer)
Louder! (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you can call (Bar Rescue)... (fade to black)