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Song Parodies -> "Most Lusters"
Original Song Title:
"Ghostbusters"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ray Parker, Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"Most Lusters"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
An ode to Donny Most, who played Ralph Malph on "Happy Days", and the people who lust after him. youtube
If you think the range
Of his acting's good
You could be in thrall
Most Lusters!
If he grows a beard
And it gives you wood
Screw it on the wall
Most Lusters!
I'm a slave of Don Most
I'm a slave of Don Most
If a ginger sling
Has you seein' red
'Do by Vidal
Most Lusters!
With a risible tan
Freckles on his head
Ow, who's your livin' doll
Most Lusters!
Privates shaved for Don Most
Privates shaved for Don Most
Who's your livin' doll?
Most Lusters!
If you hear a drone
Kick bucket, prone
That's all
Most Lusters!
I'm engravin' Don Most
Ooh, I bear his likeness, world
Hmm, I went gay for Don Most
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who you wanna crawl
Most Lusters!
Mmm, if you've been engrossed
By his geeky boast
Here at the mall
Most Lusters!
Ow!
Jelly belly bumpin'
Donny shakes it real good
I ain't ratin' Don Most
I ain't hatin' Don Most
Photos on my phone, oh ho
Most Lusters!
That I humbly adore
Undress him in my thoughts some more
And Pinky has a ball
Most Lusters!
Ow! You could be in thrall
Most Lusters!
Screw it on the wall
Most Lusters!
Uh, do it in the hall
Most Lusters!
Ha ha, who's your livin' doll?
Most Lusters!
Toe jam, ear goo
Who you wanna crawl?
Most Lusters!
Powder...
Most Lusters!
See him at the mall
Most Lusters!
'Do by Vidal
Most Lusters!
Pinky has a ball
Most Lusters!
Uh, he spikes his curls, too
Of his acting's good
You could be in thrall
Most Lusters!
If he grows a beard
And it gives you wood
Screw it on the wall
Most Lusters!
I'm a slave of Don Most
I'm a slave of Don Most
If a ginger sling
Has you seein' red
'Do by Vidal
Most Lusters!
With a risible tan
Freckles on his head
Ow, who's your livin' doll
Most Lusters!
Privates shaved for Don Most
Privates shaved for Don Most
Who's your livin' doll?
Most Lusters!
If you hear a drone
Kick bucket, prone
That's all
Most Lusters!
I'm engravin' Don Most
Ooh, I bear his likeness, world
Hmm, I went gay for Don Most
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who you wanna crawl
Most Lusters!
Mmm, if you've been engrossed
By his geeky boast
Here at the mall
Most Lusters!
Ow!
Jelly belly bumpin'
Donny shakes it real good
I ain't ratin' Don Most
I ain't hatin' Don Most
Photos on my phone, oh ho
Most Lusters!
That I humbly adore
Undress him in my thoughts some more
And Pinky has a ball
Most Lusters!
Ow! You could be in thrall
Most Lusters!
Screw it on the wall
Most Lusters!
Uh, do it in the hall
Most Lusters!
Ha ha, who's your livin' doll?
Most Lusters!
Toe jam, ear goo
Who you wanna crawl?
Most Lusters!
Powder...
Most Lusters!
See him at the mall
Most Lusters!
'Do by Vidal
Most Lusters!
Pinky has a ball
Most Lusters!
Uh, he spikes his curls, too
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I aint afraid of no ones -- 111
Sit on it, Porfle! J/k, 555!
Who but Porfle could spot the hidden musical connection that links Ralph Malph to Vinz Clortho ... Who but Porfle??
Exactamundo!
You didn't "jump the shark" on this one- 555!
Aaayyy!!!
I always liked that Marion myself! ...what? ...WHAT?! 5's
From "The Wedding Singer: Robbie: That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives! Sammy: I'm not happy. I'm miserable. Robbie: Wha - what? Sammy: See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? Robbie: Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet. Sammy: Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks. Robbie: So what are you saying? Sammy: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right. Old man in bar: [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right.
Choose the form of the Nyuck-tor! .... The choice is made!!
I couldn't help it. The three fived just popped in there. Something I loved from my middle age. Something that was never political. Something that could never slay us. Mr Stay Porf
Whoooaaa!!!
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