We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
In our barnyard sphere (do we Mary?)
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
Some of us should be there

Oh bugger

This horde that we're raising
Has too many lambs and also some mules
When sick's a ewe need the vet get here
Still in practice cos the hearsay rule
Now we got, we got, we got nothing airtight
Every word could be wrong
We can't take five, we must stay with them
We can't let him be alone

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
He's greased up to tight (maybe barely)
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
Something here is not right

Oh, bugger
Yeah, Mary
Nooo

We can't let him get off the cuff
Given before ewes were upping the bleat
We outta give him a stress test here
Fear he'll ram a little wooly treat
Close up, close up, Mary
Cos I noticed he's grown goatee
Until he's disappeared we are staying right here
So he won't get one with our sheep, nooo

We can't trust the vet with sheep alone
Or my teddy bear (can we Mary?)
We can't trust the vet with sheep alone
So says the blogosphere

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone (Mary, close up)
You gonna need to spy on when he pees (get down Mary)
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone (Bugger, he's gone)
Where the f*ck is our sheep, nooo

Close up, close up
Let's find the bugger, Mary
Close up, close up
He can't try nothing, Mary
Close up, close up
Cos baby, he is no good
If he only weren't loose, in barn

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
He turned down the light (maybe barely)
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
Can't wait to call it night

Help me Mary, ewes out
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
We need them depart' (don't we Mary?)
Bugger, close up girl
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
I'm gonna call the zoo do cops, zoo do cops

We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
Mary, close up!
Bugger, close up girl!
We don't trust the vet with sheep alone
I think I'll fall apart!