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Song Parodies -> "Trollbusters"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Troll Survivor

The Lyrics

If your fun's been slain by an anal hood
Dude's a-gonna fall (Trollbusters)
If your fun's been speared by his one inch wood
Dude's a-lookin' small (Trollbusters)

I ain't afraid of no troll
I ain't dismayed by his pole

If you see him slink, dummy spewin' dread
Dude's a-gonna sprawl (Trollbusters)
An inimical sham, weak and underfed
Oh, dude's a-gonna crawl (Troll's flustered)

I ain't afraid of no vole
I ain't a slave he controls

Dude's a-lackin' balls (Trollcrunchers)
If you're mauled and stoned, flip off that gnome
And call (Trollhunchers)

I ain't afraid of Joe Schmo
His gear is like a girl's
I ain't afraid of that hoe


Dude's a-bomb-na-bull (Trollcrushers)
Mm... if you've been a-hosed
By the creepy foe, maybe
You better call (Trollflushers)


Empty shells he's pumping
Thrustin' blanks, a real boob
I ain't afraid of his posts
I ain't afraid to get gross

Don't get fraught and moan, oh no (Trollshuckers)
When his ones screw your score
It's best he just be ignored
Or even better, call (Trollpluckers)
Oww... Duty-bound to brawl (Trollmuckers)
Shrewd and on the prowl (Trollsuckers)
Ah, the stinker's gettin' hauled (Foaltruckers)


Brewin' up a squall (Trollpunchers)
Guy's a queer dude
Food for one and all (Trollmunchers)
Chowder (Trolldumpers)
Dude's a-gonna stall (Trolltrumpers)
Dude stands to fall (Trollbusters)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Timmy1000 - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Wishful thinking for the una bomber(s). Well said.
Jonathan S. - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Very nice lyric-contrasting -- but what does a "foal trucker" have to do with any of this? JK! 555
Troll Survivor - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Timmy1000: Thanks!

Jonathan S.: Thanks! and glad someone is paying attention!!
Ugot Datright - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
One inch wood, say no more

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