(Trollbusters)

If your fun's been slain by an anal hood
Dude's a-gonna fall (Trollbusters)
If your fun's been speared by his one inch wood
Dude's a-lookin' small (Trollbusters)

I ain't afraid of no troll
I ain't dismayed by his pole

If you see him slink, dummy spewin' dread
Dude's a-gonna sprawl (Trollbusters)
An inimical sham, weak and underfed
Oh, dude's a-gonna crawl (Troll's flustered)

I ain't afraid of no vole
I ain't a slave he controls

Dude's a-lackin' balls (Trollcrunchers)
If you're mauled and stoned, flip off that gnome
And call (Trollhunchers)

I ain't afraid of Joe Schmo
His gear is like a girl's
I ain't afraid of that hoe

Nah-nah-nah-nah!

Dude's a-bomb-na-bull (Trollcrushers)
Mm... if you've been a-hosed
By the creepy foe, maybe
You better call (Trollflushers)

Oww!

Empty shells he's pumping
Thrustin' blanks, a real boob
I ain't afraid of his posts
I ain't afraid to get gross

Don't get fraught and moan, oh no (Trollshuckers)
When his ones screw your score
It's best he just be ignored
Or even better, call (Trollpluckers)
Oww... Duty-bound to brawl (Trollmuckers)
Shrewd and on the prowl (Trollsuckers)
Ah, the stinker's gettin' hauled (Foaltruckers)

Heh-heh

Brewin' up a squall (Trollpunchers)
Guy's a queer dude
Food for one and all (Trollmunchers)
Chowder (Trolldumpers)
Dude's a-gonna stall (Trolltrumpers)
Dude stands to fall (Trollbusters)