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Song Parodies -> "Old Bastards"
Original Song Title:
"Ghostbusters"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ray Parker Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"Old Bastards"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
Dedicated to Billy, an old guy I work with....
If you got some punks...in the neighborhood;
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
If those kids don't act...the way they should;
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
I aint afraid of old goats!
I aint afraid of old goats!
If you see those brats running thru your yard
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
When they sass you back, and you wanna' smack em' hard...
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
I aint afraid of old goats!
I aint afraid of old goats!
Don't call no cops.....
Pick up the phone & call OLD BASTARDS!
I aint afraid of old goats!
I aint afraid of old goats!
If you're gettin' yelled at by a freaky old lady
you must have called
OLD BASTARDS!
Let me tell you somethin'
complaining makes them feel good!
OLD BASTARDS!
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
If those kids don't act...the way they should;
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
I aint afraid of old goats!
I aint afraid of old goats!
If you see those brats running thru your yard
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
When they sass you back, and you wanna' smack em' hard...
Who ya' gonna' call? OLD BASTARDS!
I aint afraid of old goats!
I aint afraid of old goats!
Don't call no cops.....
Pick up the phone & call OLD BASTARDS!
I aint afraid of old goats!
I aint afraid of old goats!
If you're gettin' yelled at by a freaky old lady
you must have called
OLD BASTARDS!
Let me tell you somethin'
complaining makes them feel good!
OLD BASTARDS!
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