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Song Parodies -> "Painkillers"
Original Song Title:
"Ghostbusters"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ray Parker Jr
Parody Song Title:
"Painkillers"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_O7yn0k8Fw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_O7yn0k8Fw
Painkillers!
If you've slammed the door
On your morningwood
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
If you've wrestled boars
Since your infanthood
Girl you need a lot!
Painkillers!
Don't be afraid of release
Don't be afraid of release
If an earworm sings
And your muse has fled
What can you pop?
Painkillers!
Caught in apron string
And your rap's bedimmed
Ouch - What can you pop?
Painkillers!
Up your ass or your nose?
Up your ass or your nose?
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
If you reek cologne
And your ass has grown
Then pop
Painkillers!
Don't be afraid of a dose
I swear it stop the hurls
Don't be afraid you might doze
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
If you have to choose
From a disk of blues
Maybe you'd better pop
Painkillers!
When thirtysomething…
Poppin' makes you feel good!
Either that or it's booze!
Either that or it's booze!
Don't just sit and moan, oh no
Painkillers!
When Death's in your door
Unless you want to kill it more
That's when you're gonna stop
Painkillers!
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
Yeah, I think you better pop!
Painkillers!
(Chorus keeps popping)
If you've slammed the door
On your morningwood
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
If you've wrestled boars
Since your infanthood
Girl you need a lot!
Painkillers!
Don't be afraid of release
Don't be afraid of release
If an earworm sings
And your muse has fled
What can you pop?
Painkillers!
Caught in apron string
And your rap's bedimmed
Ouch - What can you pop?
Painkillers!
Up your ass or your nose?
Up your ass or your nose?
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
If you reek cologne
And your ass has grown
Then pop
Painkillers!
Don't be afraid of a dose
I swear it stop the hurls
Don't be afraid you might doze
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
If you have to choose
From a disk of blues
Maybe you'd better pop
Painkillers!
When thirtysomething…
Poppin' makes you feel good!
Either that or it's booze!
Either that or it's booze!
Don't just sit and moan, oh no
Painkillers!
When Death's in your door
Unless you want to kill it more
That's when you're gonna stop
Painkillers!
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
What you gonna pop?
Painkillers!
Yeah, I think you better pop!
Painkillers!
(Chorus keeps popping)
© Peter Andersson.
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That first verse...OUCH! Now that's a bad Monday! No easing into this song, I loved it!
he he he
deliciously goofy
A medication sensation
Simple-yet effective parody. I um, hope to never experience it (especially the door slamming Wily Wonka for lack of a better term at the moment) 5's, I better go get some advil, just reading that kinda made me wrench a bit.
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