Song Parodies -> "I Hate the (Jail) Blazers"

Original Song Title:

"I Love L.A."

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"I Hate the (Jail) Blazers"

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The Lyrics

Mo Cheeks is a great coach, but he deserves a whole lot better than to coach a team called the Portland Jail Blazers. This is a good team gone wrong, especially since the Clyde Drexler-Terry Porter-Rick Adelman years.

Another arrest, another loss
Big nasty black and red on my screen
Another dark winter in Oregon
I think they're a gangster team

Burn up that banner, watch out for that cop
Give the Blazers the finger all game long nonstop
My team is gonna make the Blazers go to hell

From the inside to the outside
From the baseline to the halfcourt
Everybody's just a hoodlum
It's like another terrible year

I hate the Blazers (We hate it!), I hate the Blazers (We hate it!)

Used to love Drexler, Cliff Robinson
Used to love Adelman and Terry Porter
Look at those thugs, ain't nothing like them nowhere

Rasheed Wallace (Jail Blazers!)
Isaiah Rider (Jail Blazers!)
Damon Stoudamire (Jail Blazers!)
Zach Randolph (Jail Blazers! Jail Blazers!)

I hate the Blazers (We hate it!), I hate the Blazers (We hate it!)

At least Rider and Wallace are gone now.

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