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Song Parodies -> "Come On, Play With Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Come On, Feel The Noise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Quiet Riot

Parody Song Title:

"Come On, Play With Toys"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Video games, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, play with toys,
Kids, make some noise
And just smile, smile, smile

Smile, smile, smile.

All you ever play are video games, your mind gets mushy.....and your memory slides, memory slides
So you think playing catch is outta style, it keeps you healthy... and it saves your mind, saves your mind...from T.V. ...oh yeah!

Come on, play with toys,
Active, that's the choice
And get spry, spry, spry

Spry, spry, spry

Come on, play with toys,
Wii, NOT the choice
And run miles, miles, miles

Miles, miles, miles

Johnny wants to play outside, you better go with him.... T.V. will survive, will survive
Now your missing all the fun of a kid, that's a big big worry... T.V. sucks you dry, sucks you dry... then you're lost..oh yeah!

Come on, play with toys,
Girls, and the boys,
Out in style, style, style

Style, style, style

Come on, play with toys,
Then, you'll get joy
And throw vids out now,

Vids out now

Now you're on the healthy track, you'll live much longer... and find joy in life, joy in life
Gonna throw the Wii right out the door, you're already happy... and found joy in life, joy in life...every day.... say...

Come on, play with toys,
Active, that's the choice
And get spry, spry, spry

Spry, spry, spry

Come on, play with toys,
Kids, make some noise
And just smile, smile, smile

Smile, smile, smile..........
Copyright 2009

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Tommy Turtle - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep, we were definitely on the same wavelength with moi's "Turn Your Mind To Mush". Great minds think alike -- unless they're too busy playing video games! Spot on, Mark!
Mark Scotti - August 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Brand new 'Happ Fun ball" of thanks to you TT!!
Jeff Reuben - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
A parody with a healthy message for kids, I like that! Funny lines...and I like the Happy Fun Ball reference in the comments.
Mark Scotti - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! That was one of the FUNNIEST commecial parodys!
Dan Creeden - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
A great HEAVY Metal song for all those great Metal toys as a kid.555
Mark Scotti - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dan! You are right about those metal toys. Back in my day, everything was die-cast metal...
------------------------------------ - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
bye wii
Mark Scotti - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Recent poll, number one toy of the 20th century....G.I, Joe!!!!!

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