Song Parodies -> "Lisp"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Lisp"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

We all have things about ourselves that people use to keep us down. Sometimes it's something you can change, other times it's not. But you can't let these things hold you back. Strut!

Uh!

Verse 1: You don't have to thpeak crthtal clear
To write a thong
You jutht get your humor playing
The laughth will come
In my life experienth
My wordth go thouth, yeah
You thtart teathing the way I thpeak
I'm gonna let thith flow out my mouth

Chorus: You don't have to uthe S
To get the girl
You don't have to thound cool
To rule the world
And though particular wordth
Are more unbearable, yeth
I jutht thay all my S'th with a...
Th-th-th-th-th
Lithp

Uh, uh-uh

Verse 2: Tho you think I talk funny, maybe?
But that will not depreth me (nuh-uh)
I am not thome dumby, mama
Tho I thay Mithithippi, yeah
I may not have your fluenthy
But I'm doin' jutht fine
I'm jutht banking up currenthy
I have made a few dimth

Chorus: I don't have to uthe S
To take in cath
I don't have to thound cool
To kick your ath
There'th more particular thoundth
I'm more compatible with
I jutht want rethpectful mindth of my
Th-th-th-th-th
Lithp

Yeth...
Uh, uh-uh-uh-uh...
I'm so pithed
Ugh! Woo!
Gotta, gotta...
Oh... Little boy'th verbal hindranth
Thtop it, thtop it, thtop it

Bridge: Diction and wordth
Rule the world
Oh yeth they rule my world
Thpeak your mind, mama
Not your punchlinth
Trutht me, I have heard them all
You don't have to dreth thcantily
To make yourthelf the fool
Jutht pleather keep the jokth bellowing
The joke will be on you
Yeah

Chorus: I don't have to uthe S
To have a ball
I don't have to play cool
You pith me off
And though my mama named me
Thimon Thamuel Thamthon
I don't talk to write, I thign there're no...
Lisp

Sing it with a lisp and you'll get it.

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Michael Pacholek - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment

George Carlin asked who was the sadist who decided a speech impediment should be called a lisp. I think it was the same jerk who decided that reading words wrong should be called dyslexia.

Matthith - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment

Thith wath thuch a thuper thong thpoff! I theriouthly thang thith thong twith!

Agrimorfee - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment

Thuper! This would be a ROTFLAMAO recording.

Max Power - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment

In the end, it's not as bad as stuttering since you can find people making fun of it. With that said, it seem to be associated with gays for some reason, not that the parody is gay ;)

Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Thweet Thuff!

Abbott Skelding - March 08, 2016 - Report this comment

I agree with Grim that this would be a perfect parody recording! It took a few tries in places to figure out what you were saying...but it was really really funny. A perfect matchup of OS and parody topic.

bobpiecheese - March 08, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artithtry) You mithed an "th", but I did the thame thing when did a thimilar parody ("Lithper" to the tune of Velvet Revolver'th "Thlither"), tho I won't hold it againtht you. Great parody here, 555 thpeech lethonth!

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