Song Parodies -> Purple Hair
| Original Song Title: | "Purple Rain" |
| Original Performer: | Prince |
| Parody Song Title: | "Purple Hair" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
Sung by Betty Cooper's point of view.
I'm getting tired of being blonde
I'm trying to make things fair
I would get your red-haired attention
I would get your attention only if I've purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
I would surprise you, Arch, with nothing but my purple hair
Sometimes I might become your weekend lover
Proving that I'm your much better girlfriend
I've never mistreat you, Archie, as a brother
My friendship with Ronnie has to end
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
I would excite you, Arch, with nothing but my purple hair
Archie I know, I know, I know you've been worried
About that "rich going on poor" daughter of Hiram Lodge
You say you wanted someone that has a name like Elizabeth
Ron must be out of my way, and Archie, you know I've purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
I'm not afraid of you, I won't scare you with my purple hair
I'm trying to make things fair
I would get your red-haired attention
I would get your attention only if I've purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
I would surprise you, Arch, with nothing but my purple hair
Sometimes I might become your weekend lover
Proving that I'm your much better girlfriend
I've never mistreat you, Archie, as a brother
My friendship with Ronnie has to end
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
I would excite you, Arch, with nothing but my purple hair
Archie I know, I know, I know you've been worried
About that "rich going on poor" daughter of Hiram Lodge
You say you wanted someone that has a name like Elizabeth
Ron must be out of my way, and Archie, you know I've purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
Purple hair, purple hair
I'm not afraid of you, I won't scare you with my purple hair
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