I was dreaming 'bout this number, forgive me this can't go away
One day I've had a bad morning, sneezing just ruined my whole day
It started when I'd hit my snooze alarm, I woke up late
So I couldn't make it to work, things get worse upon my fate
Some dilemmas have been recurred since '99
Including what I've done before for the 27th time

I was thinking 'bout this number, if I see it in a sale
It could be a lucky number lurking 'round in my mail
I kept humming "99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall"
'Til I have a lucky time my cousin Larry called me on the phone
There were recurring acts that should now waste my time
And the mishaps I've made for the 27th time
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin'
I was being told shut up when I tried to talk to my best friend
I played Weird Al only when my brother's not around just then
Yeah, I whipped out my cigarette, someone took it off my hand
And then he kicked me in the crotch, and threw me into a newsstand
One of these things I've been encountered that often repeat sometimes
A few's almost fine
They keep on recurring, recurring (There were some things I've done for the 27th time)
Say it one more time
Mistakes that I've made kept recurring since '99
Oh no
Totally recurring, recurring (Some things I've done before for the 27th time)
Alright, the 27th time
You say it, 27th time
Yeah, 27th
Wait for 28th
Wait for 28th
Why do it all in one day
Don't think that I'm shy
I'll stand a chance