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Song Parodies -> "William Shatner wants 2 Grind!"

Original Song Title:

"Darling Nikki"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"William Shatner wants 2 Grind!"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

I knew an EymorgGIRL.. named..Kara
I guess could. SAYshe was
I met.......her up on the bridge
MASTUR..BATING with a maga..zine
she saidhow'd u like 2 waste some..time
& I could NOT RESIST.when..I saw little..Kara GRRRRINDD!

We beamed down to her planet
and I just couldn' EYES!
she had so many de.vices
that credits could buy
she on the dotted line
the lights went out
and Karastart.ed2..GRIND!

The planet start.ed spinning
or maybe it was..Spock's..brain
I wentwhereNOman..had..gonebefore ne..verbe.THE.SAME! Spock's brain kicked my behind
she'll show you no!
but she sho.nuff. Sho..nuff.. sho love.. 2 GRIND!

I woke..up the next..morning
I looked all over
all I found was a phone number on the STAIR
it said THANKU..4..aFunky..Time
call me u want 2 GRIND
Come.back.Kara! Come..back!
Your darling Captain Kirk

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Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
A good idea illogically executed. Probably the only person who will like this less than I did is Tipper Gore.

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