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Song Parodies -> "Sushi Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Do Me, Baby"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sushi Baby"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here I am in this big old restaurant, revving up to chow down
Got my chopsticks in hand, and hot tea, too, I'm not fooling around
Take my order...make it a double...Plate 4 I love
Bring out the soy sauce, been waiting too long
Delicacy that's all I've been craving of

Sushi Baby! Raw fish and so much more
Give me mahi 'til I just can't eat no more
Sushi Baby, rolled up seafood galore

I want it now, I can't wait no more can't wait...
Credit card rating is no reason for me to calm down
For the tuna, I hear, is never out of season, so Quon Le, please stop teasing me!
What you do, the sushi is like no other
It's the best I've ever had
Please sir, I want to order another, I just want it so bad

Sushi Baby! Raw fish and so much more
Give me mahi 'til I just can't eat no more
Sushi Baby, rolled up seafood galore

I say
Sushi Baby
Sushi Baby, all night long
Sushi Baby
I want it now!
Sushi Baby
Chop it for me
Sushi Baby
Sushi Baby, don't wanna pack it up for home
I want it now
Sushi Baby
Roll it for me

(Sushi baby)
The wasabi's too strong, too hot on my tongue (i want it now)
Please give me more jasmine rice
Ok, now what are you gonna do? You are gonna call the cops?
Uh right..
Are you saying that you have to close the shop?
Well, would it kill you to stay open 'til 9?
I'm not gonna go until this song is over...
I's...OK, OK!
My tea's cold...Refill me?

Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. I hated writing this one, too.

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Stephen Harrington - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like sushi(but have only had it once), 555.
Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Why did you hate writing this one? Wasabi paste is unusual stuff, it doesn't burn like hot peppers do, but yeah, too much and it feels like someone is running a blowtorch inside your nostrils. Good work here on this 'raw' OS.
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Red: It was maddening work because of this repetitiveness and directness of the OS. This was the best thing I could think of for the song, yet I know very little about sushi. There was very little change from the original words for my liking, but it was the best I could do, and I was getting impatient with it. I guess it was successful, though!
Tim Hall - November 04, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is better than a few nigri pieces of saba (nackerel)!
Agrimorfee - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Poor quality OS video source:,1b61f123ab3ebc0d03e9.html

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