Oh yeah
Once Nickelodeon
Had no commercials, no corporate name
By chance, a kid show came across the border
And soon it grew some fame
At home, all the 13-year old boys
Had their idea of fun
Were watching this fun show that was so tasteless:
You Can't Do That On Television!

Slime, slime
The kind of TV that delighted in a belch
And gags immature and snide
Kids like Lisa Ruddy or Kevin Kubesheshky
I wonder if any have died?

Barfy made the burgers but you wouldn't want to eat em
And the Executioner would always get shot
I rememer Alanis Morrisette was on it a few times
But that girl named Moose-- was hot!

Slime, slime
Say "I don't know!"
Then the bucket spills and flows
And everyone is splurged nearby
Some say the show was crappy
It was ahead of the times
Oh my!

Slime, slime
The show tried to teach, and Les Lye
Played most adults and
With the catcalls and pratfalls
It's surprising how it went on

Slime, slime
The slime just flows
And every victim would moan or cry
Some say the show was crappy
A Laugh-In for young tykes
Oh my, oh my, slime all the time

Slime, slime
Slime all the time messed up my mind
Later, it was all too late
They all grew up, got cancelled
Have a baby
We'll name it Moose, if it's a girl
Slime, slime...Slime, slime