-> "Dogtown"
Original Song Title:
"Uptown"
Parody Song Title:
"Dogtown"
The Lyrics
I was out smelling the sweets
In the vicinity
My tail started waggin' on when she looked at me
And I said, C'mere
Now I don't usually check out strange curs
But I felt so horny
What could I lose
If I walked up and smelled her little rear
What's up, little bitch?
Let's chase some cats today
Baby was a coy young pooch
She said, "Are you spayed?"
Then she gave a little sneeze
I had to tell her the truth
I just scratched at my fleas,
And I said, "No, are you?"
Looked at her tags, said
Her name was Daisy, Daisy, Daisy
Little mixed-breed dame
She's just a victim of humanity
And fetching games
We don't let humanity
Hold us down with collar and leash
We jump on chairs
Have no cares
Every canine's going here
Every puppy's doing Dogtown
That's where I poop and pee
Dogtown
Puppy Chow's free
Dogtown
Where the theme is NOT
"Get down!"
All the steaks and chops, Whoa!
The fun is all there
Chew toys were rolling
Chow, Pug, Pomeranian
Cocker Spaniel and Dalmatian
Good dogs are howling
And we're peeing in the streets
Bow Wow! This dog's not bad
You know, she gave her best bones to me
Ooh, best bite I ever had
Ah yeah
We get to bark at strangers
No flea collars in sight
If we get too hot, ah
Good dogs are panting all night, all night yeah
Now where I mark on
Is territory, man
We sniff whatever we please
We chase the cats in Dogtown
Collar-bound?
Humans are a drag
No one needs to wear a leash
Every puppy's doing Dogtown
That's where I poop and pee
Dogtown
Puppy Chow's free
Dogtown
Where the theme is NOT
"Get down!"
And the steaks and the chops, Whoa!
Dogtown
Bow, wow, yeah
Dogtown
Every puppy's barking, every puppy's barking
Dogtown
Say bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow!
We're doin'
Dogtown, Dogtown
Yeah, yeah, bow-wow-wow!
Dogtown
Gotta say Bow Wow!
Dogtown
Yeah, gotta go, gotta go
Dogtown
C'mon you, c'mon you
You have to go Dogtown--oh yeah! YEAH!
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