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You remember I said "I Do" baby
Back on the day we were wed
It was such a lovely thing
And on that day we talked
'Bout havin' kids
Now you act so nonchalant
You're just lyin' there on the bed
Why aren't you movin' baby?
The house is a mess and the dog ain't fed
And I said
That I was goin' to the store to buy a loaf of bread
But you don't look pink, don't know what to think

You might be
Think you're rotting up
And you're skin's all tough
Flies buzz 'round your head
Guess that means you're dead

I think you're dead girl
I think you got the act down
You're talkin' has stopped
And-a, and you are not movin' around
And you bled
All on your dress, no movement from your chest it must be said
You fool, you should have locked the shed
It's a full moon tonight

I guess you're
'Cause you're rotting up
Your skin's all tough
Flies buzz 'round your head
Darn it, guess you're dead

Dead, dead, dead, dead

Yes, I've given up
This sure ain't no bluff
Guess your life has fled
Love ya, but you're Dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead (I guess I'm screwed)

Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. I'm dead if Prince finds out about this.

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AFW - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS, but this is morbidly unique with excellent dark humor..

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