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Song Parodies -> "Captain Hook"
Original Song Title:
"U Got The Look"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Prince
Parody Song Title:
"Captain Hook"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
(Whispered:)
Here we go, folks
A weird dream that seems off
Boy meets a girl in London late at night
Tell me, have you read this book?
I flew in, woke you up
Took you to my pretty world
Won't grow up, Wendy
Look out for Hook!
He's the dude who a crank
Out to make you walk the plank
For sure, he wants to getcha
He's Captain Hook (he's Captain Hook)
He sho' 'nuf is the pirate from the book
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Was that his cannon?
He's Captain Hook...
Here's how
He got the hook (he got the hook)
Now take a look (now take a look)
The right arm bit off by a croc just to taste, Wendy
Over time, got in fights, was by pirates respected (by pirates respected)
It could explain why's he so misdirected (misdirected)
Did I say right arm?
Or maybe left? I must correct it (can you correct it?)
He's Captain Hook
It's in the book
I think he went and killed his master cook
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Let's fire the cannon!
It's Captain Hook! It's Captain Hook!
(What's a girl to do?)
Neverland, ladies and gentlemen! (Bicarbonate of Soda! Oh, Smee!)
Let's save Tinker Bell in grand showcase of love---Clappin'!
I flew in, woke you up
Took you to my pretty world
Won't grow up, Wendy
Look out for Hook!
Wendy (Wendy)
Look out for Captain Hook
What to do? What to do?
He will make you walk the plank
He is a grumpy crank, Wendy
For sure, he wants to getcha
He's Captain Hook (he's Captain Hook)
He sho' 'nuf is the pirate from the book
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Was that his cannon?
He's Captain Hook...
(etc. to fadeout)
Here we go, folks
A weird dream that seems off
Boy meets a girl in London late at night
Tell me, have you read this book?
I flew in, woke you up
Took you to my pretty world
Won't grow up, Wendy
Look out for Hook!
He's the dude who a crank
Out to make you walk the plank
For sure, he wants to getcha
He's Captain Hook (he's Captain Hook)
He sho' 'nuf is the pirate from the book
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Was that his cannon?
He's Captain Hook...
Here's how
He got the hook (he got the hook)
Now take a look (now take a look)
The right arm bit off by a croc just to taste, Wendy
Over time, got in fights, was by pirates respected (by pirates respected)
It could explain why's he so misdirected (misdirected)
Did I say right arm?
Or maybe left? I must correct it (can you correct it?)
He's Captain Hook
It's in the book
I think he went and killed his master cook
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Let's fire the cannon!
It's Captain Hook! It's Captain Hook!
(What's a girl to do?)
Neverland, ladies and gentlemen! (Bicarbonate of Soda! Oh, Smee!)
Let's save Tinker Bell in grand showcase of love---Clappin'!
I flew in, woke you up
Took you to my pretty world
Won't grow up, Wendy
Look out for Hook!
Wendy (Wendy)
Look out for Captain Hook
What to do? What to do?
He will make you walk the plank
He is a grumpy crank, Wendy
For sure, he wants to getcha
He's Captain Hook (he's Captain Hook)
He sho' 'nuf is the pirate from the book
He's been kidnappin'
And fightin' Peter Pan 'n
He ain't no good
Was that his cannon?
He's Captain Hook...
(etc. to fadeout)
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee.
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fun and funky
5 hooks.
Clever parody
Typo: "Who's a crank", line 9.
He left a bloody hook on the clothes hanger last night. I have no idea where he is so I can't return it to him.
Currently working at Disney World I really enjoyed seeing a Disney parody topic done by a veteran writer. With a bit of faith, trust and Pixie Dust you'll get this up on the podium. Just follow the 555th star on the right until morning!
A very fun read here. I've never been a big Peter Fan fan, but there were many lines here that seemed to fit perfectly into place (the "fighting Peter Pan 'n" line comes to mind). Nice work!
As I watch the latest Tinkerbell movie for the umpteenth time with my daughter, I come across this. Made me smile :) Well done.
(ABC) A little bit repetitive, but otherwise still enjoyable. 555 ticks of the crocodile's clock!
(ABC) I liked the idea and title switch, but I would've liked to see more followthrough. You really only scratched the surface of the concept. I think you really could've expanded on it to get a much more comedic result, but it's a solid write as is. Loved revisiting this beloved iconic villain.
I enjoyed this. Your rhymes repeated more than I'd prefer, nice use of the OS. Especially liked your use of 'sho' 'nuf' and "Pan'n/Cannon"
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