Selling a scam full of question marks today
To get through this thing called life

Government grant life
He was pathetic and he's a brutal jokester
But he's here to tell you
There's something else called real estate

A world of never ending happiness
You can sometimes see Lesko,day or night

So when you call up at home in Beverly Hills
You know the one,Matthew Lesko will be alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind,dummy

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the government
In this life,you're on your own

And if the IRS tries to bring you down
He's crazy,Matt's on higher ground
If you don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around you at least you got friends

You shouldn't call the IRS,take a friendly word
They picked up the phone,dropped it on the floor
(grant,grant) is all I heard
Are we gonna let the IRS bring us down? Where is Lesko?

Lesko's crazy,Lesko's nuts
He wears a Riddler-type suit
And who's inquiring us? Lesko!

We're all excited,but we don't know why,the IRS are telling a lie

And when we do (When we do)
What's it all for (What's it all for)
You better live now
Before the IRS come knocking on your door
Tell me,can the IRS try to keep us down,Matthew Lesko?

Lesko's crazy,Lesko's nuts
He wears a Riddler-type suit
And who's inquiring us? Lesko!

C'mon dummy,Lesko's nuts,yeah crazy,Lesko's crazy
Just when you thought the IRS will take you down? Contact Lesko!
He's crazy,I said Lesko's crazy (he's crazy)
Lesko,Lesko,go Lesko

The federal world's all right,but then everything goes wrong
Stash the cash right in a flash or trash,loans to offer
He's coming,he's coming,coming,take me away!