I GUESS I....shoulda known
By the way u PARKED your...car...side....ways
That it ......wouldn't last

See....... you're the kinda person
That believes in......makin' out once
Love 'em and.......LEAVE 'em fast

I guess I...must be dumb
'cuz u had a pocket full...of..horses
TROJAN and.......... some of them used

But it was........ saturday night
I guess that.....makes it all right
And u say what have I......GOT 2 lose?
And honey.......I say

Little..red... cor......vette
Baby you're...MUCH...2....fast
Little...red....cor....VETTE
U need a love that's gonna....LAST

I guess I shoulda..CLOSED.. my eyes
When..u...drove me 2 the...PLACE
Where your...HORSES....run free

'cuz I felt a...little ill
When I saw all...the...pictures
Of the............jockeys that were..THERE....before me

Believe it or not
I.....started.....to worry
I wondered if..........I......had enough class

But it was....saturday night
I guess that......makes it all right
And u say, baby, have u........got.....enough.....GAS?
Oh yeah

Little...red...cor.........vette
Baby you're....MUCH 2 fast,........yes u r
Little....red cor...VETTE
U need 2 find a love that's........gonna....LAST!

(Shatner dances and rips his pants at the crotch when he tries to do the splits)

A body like......YOURS (a body like......yours)
Oughta be in..... JAIL (oughta be in.......jail)
'cuz it's on the verge of bein'........obscene
('cuz it's on the verge of bein'........obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try 2 tame your little.......red......love..... machine
(I'm gonna try 2 tame your little...... red......love....... machine)

Little.....red......corvette
Baby you're...MUCH....2...... fast
Little.....red....corvette
U need 2 find a love that's.......GONNA.... LAST

Little.....red......corvette
Honey u...GOT....2......SLOW.......DOWN (got......2......slow.......down)
Little.....red......corvette
'cuz if u don't u gonna RUN.......YOUR
LITTLE......RED.......CORVETTE .....RIGHT.....DOWN.......2.......THE.....
GROUND!

(little.....red.......corvette)
RIGHT........DOWN.........2......THE......GROUND!!!! (honey .....u..... GOT....2.....SLOW........ DOWN!)
U, u, u got.....2..... slow.......down (little......red......corvette)
You're movin'.........MUCH....... 2.........FAST (warp speed)
U, u, u need 2 find a love that's......GONNA....... LAST

Girl, u got an ASS!... like I never.....SEEN!
And............the........... ride...
I say the ride.......... is.... so......smoOOOOOOOOoth!
U m-musT.....be..........a.........L-L-LIMOUSINE!!!!!

Baby you're.....MUCH.....2......fast
Little......red.........corvette
U need.......a love, u, u, need.....a love that's
That's gonna last
(little......red.......corvette)
U got........2.......SLOW..........DOWN(u......GOT.......2.......SLOW........DOWN)
Little....red....cor......vette

'cuz if u don't, 'cuz if u don't,
U gonna run your body RIGHT......INTO.......THE.....GROUND (RIGHT.....INTO.......THE......GROUND)
RIGHT......INTO.......THE.....GROUND (RIGHT.....INTO.......THE......GROUND)
RIGHT......INTO.......THE.....GROUND (RIGHT.....INTO.......THE......GROUND)
Little.....red.....cor.....vette