(intro):
10, 9, 10, 9, 8 ow!
Ehh

(verse one):
I had fallen down in a deep mud puddle
in my best silver zoot suit
I had just polished it and it was blinding people
they gave me the 1 finger salute
A sense of urgency as I stood up and ran on home
the washing machine is broke down
To the laundromat, laundromat
the best damn place around in town
I need my

(chorus):
Black Cherry Cascade
the latest scent in laundry detergent
Black Cherry Cascade
so expensive, I'm broke, I can't pay my rent
Black Cherry Cascade
it smells heavenly

(verse two):
The machine was
rancid with body fluids
And I found someones missing eyeball
I vomit
I try not to touch the floor because
I found entrails of squids
All of this does me appall
So I start the machine so my suit can be washed
but soon I see that the thing is alive!
It started to breathe
I took out my suit and ran off
but, some girl stopped me outside
She stole my

(chorus):
Black Cherry Cascade
the latest scent in laundry detergent
Black Cherry Cascade
so expensive, I'm broke, I can't pay my rent
Black Cherry Cascade
it smells heavenly

(verse three):
I can't find a decent place to wash my clothes
every place has people who scare me
People who like men with female chests
and those who drink their own pee
Dreadful
I might have to try the next city
but their crime rate
is higher than the cities around
They have the best machines
but it's so full of queens
But they seem to have the nicest gowns

(bridge):
(Black Cherry Cascade)
The latest scent(The latest scent)
the latest scent(in laundry detergent)
Yeah yeah yeah
(Black Cherry Cascade)
(So expensive I'm)
Why have they discontinued Black Cherry?(Broke I can't pay my)
Right(Black Cherry Cascade)
It smells heav... it smells heav... it smells heavenly
(Black Cherry Cascade)
Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah(The latest scent)
(In laundry detergent)
(Black Cherry Cascade)
Why have they discontinued Black Cherry?(So expensive I'm)
(I can't pay my rent)
(Black Cherry Cascade)
It smells heavenly...