I guess I've should've known
By the way I played my Sega Dreamcast
That it wouldn't last

See the kinda person
That belives in speeding it once
duck down and go speed fast
(sfx: sonic burst)

I guess i'm not dumb
'Cause he's got a pocketful of friends
Knuckles and Tails like you

But it was a Monday night
I guess that makes it alright
and you say what I've got to lose
and honey, I say

Little Blue Sonic
Baby, he's gone too fast
Little Blue Sonic
He wipes the floor dead last

I guess I need to open my eyes
When you drove me to the place
To trade my games for free

I can't feel a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the gaming characters before him

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I slept in class

But it was a Monday night
I guess that makes it all right
And you say, baby
Have you got a controller to pass
oh yeah

Little Blue Sonic
Baby, he's gone too fast, yes he does
Little Blue Sonic
He wipes the floor dead last

A hero like mine (A hero like mine)
A job he never fails (A job he never fails)
'Cause he's on the verge of makin' a scene
('Cause he's on the verge of makin' a scene)

Move over baby (Move over baby)
Let me finish my peas (Let me finish my peas)
And start up the little Genesis machine
(and start up the little Genesis machine)

Little Blue Sonic
Baby, he's much too fast
Little Blue Sonic
He wipes the floor dead last

Little Blue Sonic
Honey, he's got to slow down
(got to slow down)
Little Blue Sonic
'Cause if he doesn't
Eggman's gonna run
Little Blue Sonic
Right to the ground

(Little Blue Sonic)
right to the ground
(honey, he's got to slow down)
He's, he's, he's got to slow down
(little blue sonic)
He's movin' much too fast
(too fast)
He wipes the floor dead last
hoo-ho-ho

Sonic got some shoes
like a never seen
and the ride
I say, the ride is so smooth
He must've been a limosine

Baby, he's much too fast
Little Blue Sonic
He wipes the floor
He wipes the floor
Dead last
(little blue sonic)
He's got to slow down
(He's got to slow down)
Little Blue Sonic

'Cause if he doesn't
'Cause if he doesn't
Eggman's gonna run him over
Right into the ground
(right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(right into the ground)

Little Blue Sonic, oh