Song Parodies -> "The Cooper"

Original Song Title:

"The Future"

Original Performer:

"The Cooper"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is the first song parody I ever wrote. Based on the Playstation 2 game Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus.

I've seen the Cooper and he's sneaky
I've seen the Cooper, he's no jerk
If you're evil, you will be
Smashed to pieces like Clockwerk
Systematically kicks every bad guy's ass
Hollywood wishes they had someone with this much class
Whole world loves his personality
He's a blast
I've seen the Cooper and he's sneaky
Metal owl he killed Sly's dad
Then he drank a Seven-Up
Cooper came and kicked his sorry butt
All that's left fits in a paper cup
He couldn't understand that Sly is tough
He got destroyed by a Cooper
Who'd had enough
Carmelita standing on the avenue
Flashin' her electric shock pistol- Too
cute to be true
She don't think playin' cops and
robbers is cool
Would she quit hounding Sly if
She only knew?
Systematically kicks every bad guy's ass
Hollywood wishes they had someone with this much class
Whole world loves his personality
He's a blast
I've seen the Cooper and he's sneaky

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