(Pac-Man theme playing)

(Batdance playing; Pac-Man sounds in the background)

Oh, I got a 1600 ghost here! Ha, ha ha!

Put in quarter-Pac-Man
Put in quarter-Pac-Man
Put in quarter!
Go, go, go with the flow

Pac-Man
Do it!
Keep movin'!

Do it (repeat in background)
I see the arcade and I will play
I see the arcade and I will play
Pac-Man, Pac-Man
I see the arcade and I will play
Pac-Man (dots, dots)
and where, and where is that Pac-Man?

Do it (repeat)
Let's play it (2x)

Stop the press
Stop the press, who the hell is that?
Ms. Pac-Man
Ms. Pac-Man
I like...Pac-Man, Pac-Man, Pac-Man
Oh...(wakka-wakka)
Ms.: Hi, Pac-man.
Pac-Man: I tried to avoid those ghosts, but I can't
Ms.: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
Stop the press, who the hell is that?
Ms. Pac-Man
She is great, isn't she?

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna get those ghosts
ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna get those ghosts right (I'd like to)
ooh yeah, ooh yeah (but they'll turn blue right now)
I wanna get those ghosts
ooh yeah, ooh yeah
all day and night

Well, Ms. Pac-man
U ever dance with the yellow guy in a big maze?
I always ask of all my prey (wakka-wakka)
I just like the sound of it (wakka-wakka)

I gotta eat the dots
i gotta eat the dots
(work) (repeat in bg)
If a yellow guy is surrounded by ghosts, and needs points to score,
Then eat the power pellet, and he'll score some more
Power pellet

Hey, ducky, let me stick a quarter in the machine
ha, ha, ha.

Hey, he's got the cherries
Oh, he's got the soul
hey, we got to sho'nuff get off
Make the ghosts go, go

This game needs a maze

(let's do it) (sampled in BG)
I'm gonna kill you-cherries
I'm not gonna kill you-Apples
I'm gonna kill you-strawberries
I'm not gonna kill you-Peaches
I'm Pac-Man-Pac-man
Keep on going
I'm Pac-Man-Pac-Man
Keep on going
Pac-Man (3x)
keep on, keep on, keep on going
Pac-Man (2x)
Keep on going (2x)
No, darn it!
Get that galaxian flagship! (Pac-Man death sound)
Oh, son of a gun!

Have you ever heard of the healing power of the joystick?

Who's gonna stop 240 dots? Nobody!
ha, ha, ha (looped)
Pac-Man-Stop!

(Pac-Man death sound; Synth voice: GAME OVER.)