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Gimme' the "Keys" to your "Vet".
An "Impeachment Inquiry" is starting, "You Bet!"
"Joey", you've got "No Class"
"Too Many Scandals!"
There's "No Safe Pass!"
"Operation C.Y.A."
The "Media Cover-Up" on "Full Display!".

You must have been suffering from a strange "Addiction",
Maybe, "Anal-Cranial-itis Affliction",
Storing "Classified Doc's, kept in a "Box"
In your "Garage", what the "Hell" were you "Thinkin'?".
You must have been "Upset",
"They" were discovered next to your "Vet"
But it was "Friday Night"
I guess that makes it "Allright".
No one will even notice until "Monday's Light".

I guess you hoped the "News Reporters",
Would just "Look the Other Way",
But now you're "Singin' the Blues"
It must have made you "ill"
To see your "67 Vet" with "Hunter" at the "Wheel",
As it appeared on the "National News".
But it was "Friday Night",
I guess that makes it "Allright"
No one will even notice until "Monday's Light".

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I guess you should have known,
How you handle "Ukraine Affairs",
That "You" were destined to "Crash".
"Ukraine" became your "Family's Main Cash Cow"
As "They" "Raked in the LLC Cash".
You "Impeached" Donald Trump for investigating "Burisma Corruption",
Now "it" currently "Bites You in the Ass".
Hand over that "Stingray Vet!".
It's now become "Collateral" for "Your IRS Debt".

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