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Song Parodies -> "Gimme' Your Stingray Vet"

Original Song Title:

"Little Red Corvette"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Gimme' Your Stingray Vet"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

Nostalgia--that Classic 1967 Corvette!!.
Gimme' the "Keys" to your "Vet".
An "Impeachment Inquiry" is starting, "You Bet!"
"Joey", you've got "No Class"
"Too Many Scandals!"
There's "No Safe Pass!"
"Operation C.Y.A."
The "Media Cover-Up" on "Full Display!".

You must have been suffering from a strange "Addiction",
Maybe, "Anal-Cranial-itis Affliction",
Storing "Classified Doc's, kept in a "Box"
In your "Garage", what the "Hell" were you "Thinkin'?".
You must have been "Upset",
"They" were discovered next to your "Vet"
But it was "Friday Night"
I guess that makes it "Allright".
No one will even notice until "Monday's Light".

I guess you hoped the "News Reporters",
Would just "Look the Other Way",
But now you're "Singin' the Blues"
It must have made you "ill"
To see your "67 Vet" with "Hunter" at the "Wheel",
As it appeared on the "National News".
But it was "Friday Night",
I guess that makes it "Allright"
No one will even notice until "Monday's Light".

(Repeat Chorus)

I guess you should have known,
How you handle "Ukraine Affairs",
That "You" were destined to "Crash".
"Ukraine" became your "Family's Main Cash Cow"
As "They" "Raked in the LLC Cash".
You "Impeached" Donald Trump for investigating "Burisma Corruption",
Now "it" currently "Bites You in the Ass".
Hand over that "Stingray Vet!".
It's now become "Collateral" for "Your IRS Debt".

(Repeat Chorus)

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CML - September 18, 2023 - Report this comment
Is there some double meaning to all the words that are in quotes? Serious question
Gregory Blake - September 18, 2023 - Report this comment
No, it's just a way to emphasize them. No hidden meaning.

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